K-JAH's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Doodle Battle]

Awesome

Absolutely fantastic, top job!

[Recycle*]

Awesome

Reminded me of the Stroggification process in Quake 4.

Very cool. :)

[Magic Animal Babies]

Once again

That was a truly great animation, just like all the others.

[Vote for Clock Party 2004]

Why?

Why do you bother making such useless crap?

[Tribute to the US]

Boring

I'm sorry but this sucks.

There is nothing there, just a bunch of poorly animated words.

I dont know if anyone else has realised this but America is not that great and if you abreviate "The War Against Terror" you get TWAT.

[Broken Saints Chapter 1]

HINT

You are a great artist but a terrible animator.
Here is the meaning of "animate" taken from the UK Oxford dictionary:

1. Living; Lively.
2. Breathe life into; enliven
3. Film made from gradually varying sequence of drawings.

Your submission(s) are almost the exact opposite of that definition.

This is what I did during this "animation".
1. Got Bored,
2. Went for a slash,
3. Came from the bathroom after step2.
4. Got Bored.
5. Closed Animation due to excessive amount of boredom.

Who really, after watching this, is going to buy the DVD.

This is possibly the worst submission I have seen.

[A Cursed Creature Part 2]

que?

More of the same but no dog! You are all nerds with no sense of humour and obviously can't afford a new CD.

sketch0587 responds:

You sure are a dog lover. Well, as Obi-Wan said, "Who is more nerdy? The nerd, or the nerd who watches the other nerd's shit in the middle of the afternoon?" Or something like that.

[A Cursed Creature Part 1]

WTF

Nice dog shame about the rest

sketch0587 responds:

Yes, my dogs are nice. Thank you.

[Flash back]

ZERO!!

Sorry to say this but you should have made it an unterrupted loop instead of having to click play all the time and it could have been a little longer.